Sun Nov 16, 2014 9:12 am
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Mon Nov 17, 2014 9:13 am
Don't know if LS still has that huge single public ablutions rondavel divided between male and female by only a low wall under the big roof?
As schoolkids we were amazed to shower and ablute while listening to the ladies jabbering away on the other side!
I woke this morning dreading the public ablutions as being in a confined place with strangers all farting isn’t my scene, but eventually I built up the courage and took the plunge.
I’m not sure what the deal is with male public ablutions, but for some reason many seem to think it’s a meeting spot and the EH5/EH3 clan were having a social while shaving and brushing teeth, which when mixed with the odd bass drum coming from the bogs sounded like a bad rap song.
“Oggend”, “Oggend”, “Oggend” and “Oggend”
There also seems to be the assumption that all are Afrikaans and the social gang started rapping to me at speed, which made me feel like “deer in the head lights”, so in panic I charged into the nearest bog.
While sitting there I had a look around and realized just how scaly these ablutions were with spider webs all over the place and they were generally just dirty. There must be the assumption that those who stay in the cheaper units have a lower expectation when it comes to what’s acceptable.
I then wondered if the Cow and rats were also all hiding in the bog and burst out laughing, which silenced the confused social gang for a few seconds, so I had to peer through a hole in the door to make sure that they hadn’t ducked and ended up getting a bigger fright as the one chap had decided to dry himself out in the open.
Suddenly I heard running footsteps and a door slammed next to me, then silence followed by an explosion and then toxic gas poured into my hiding spot, so an immediate evacuation was in order and I burst from the bog, silencing the confused social in the process and skidded into a shower cubicle.
I eventually made it back to our unit rather weathered and the show could get on the road.
Mon Nov 17, 2014 3:59 pm
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Mon Nov 17, 2014 9:14 pm
Richprins wrote:Sounds fine, BC...man up and stop being such a racist...
Tue Nov 18, 2014 8:18 am
Tue Nov 18, 2014 11:07 am