Over 20 years ago, SO and I made our first trip to Africa, visiting Ngorongoro Crater. At the picnic site (Lerai Forest?), you are allowed out of your car in an unfenced area.
We quickly chose a fallen log to sit on while enjoying our hoagie sandwiches. The split second SO unwrapped his, and attempted his first bite, a Black Kite, faster than the speed of light and with laser-like precision, torpedo bombed his mouth, splitting this upper lip.
That part wasn't so funny, but the unexpected, unwelcome attack set off a chain-reaction that was slightly more amusing. SO did a backward flip off the log, feet flailing over his head, causing him to drop his hoagie. A monkey appeared "out of nowhere", grabbed the sandwich, scurried up a nearby tree, and devoured the hoagie, all the while sneering triumphantly at my SO as he laid splayed out on the ground and at me as I doubled over in laughter.
It's either karma that the monkey stole from the thieving Kite,
or the scheming tag-team had been working in tandem on this maneuver (Dewey Screwum & Howe).